Three Quotes - Page 125

I wish I could learn that just three drinks is enough, but I have not learned that.

If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat.

Just proportionately, statistically, one in three women are going to have an abortion. They're not all going to feel guilty.

Christianity began with 120 in the Upper Room, within three centuries it had become the predominant religion of the Roman Empire. What brought this about? The answer is deceptively simple, while Christianity was being presented to unbelievers in both Word and deed, it was the deed that far exceeded the Word in evangelistic effectiveness.

He produced mainly three results: Hatred, Terror, Adoration.

Do you mean to say," asked Caspian, "that you three come from a round world (round like a ball) and you've never told me! It's really too bad for you. Because we have fairy-tales in which there are round worlds and I have always loved them … Have you ever been to the parts where people walk about upside-down?" Edmund shook his head. "And it isn't like that," he added. "There's nothing particularly exciting about a round world when you're there.

For every one pupil who needs to be guarded against a weak excess of sensibility there are three who need to be awakened from the slumber of cold vulgarity. The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles but to irrigate deserts.

For three years, the 'Meistersinger' score was a ball and chain to me. It went with me to every city and concert hall.

I have often walked down this street before but the pavement never held my star before... all at once I'm three stories high, knowing I'm on the street where it lives.

When you have three teenagers, it gives a whole new meaning to "homeland security."

Enough talk," Peter said, and his eyes flashed. "It's time to turn you three into killers.

I'm not scared of snakes, spiders or heights. I have three children; as a mum, you can't be afraid of things like that.

There are three ways to get better figures... Improve the system... Distort the system... Distort the figures

Basil Stag Hare tut-tutted severely as he remarked to Ambrose Spike, 'Tch, tch. Dreadful table manners. Just look at those three wallahs, kicking up a hullaballoo like that! Eating's a serious business.

We took a show to the Aspen Comedy Festival, called "Puppet Up" at that point, and in Aspen we just did three shows, and in Aspen, there was a producer from the Edinborough Fringe Festival, who said, "Please come to Edinborough."

To tell you the truth, I've never met anybody who can envision more than three dimensions. There are some who claim they can, and maybe they can; it's hard to say.

I think I was technically uncredited as Local #1, because there were three of us. But I had the most lines [in My Sweet Charlie].

What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?" Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. "Nate Sutter.

When you talk about modern comedy I think there's a big three right now, and that's Louis C.K., Bill Burr, and Jim Jefferies. I don't think anyone's doing it better than those three guys.

I'm going to ask the three executives here to raise their hand if they flew here commercial. Let the record show no hands went up. Second, I'm going to ask you to raise your hand if you're planning to sell your jet in place now and fly back commercial. Let the record show no hands went up.

Plan B is really a little garage band of three people, and our mandate has been to help get difficult material, that might not otherwise get made, to the screen and to work with directors we respect.

The same people who recognize I came out with no medals should recognize I could have won three.

A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.

I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that Ive had for maybe ever. It was Paul Weitzs play called Privilege and I was in New York for three months.

You could be as vulgar as you want, as long as three tiny spots were covered.