Bob Saget Quotes

If you don't wake up every day happy, change something.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

Valuable people are undervalued.

Kindness isn't just a virtue, its a necessity.

It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.

When you have a good time there is no time.

No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.

Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.

Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.

Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.

All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.

My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.

It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.

If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.

At the end of the day it's the end of the day.

I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?

My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.

I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce....I thought he was missing.