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Tonight Quotes - Page 12

I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke but I don't want to get audited by the IRS.

"Leno: 'I Was Going to Start Off Tonight With an Obama Joke But I Don't Want to Get Audited by the IRS'" by Noel Sheppard, www.newsbusters.org. May 14, 2013.

Oh, God, if I were sure I were to die tonight I would repent at once. It is the commonest prayer in all languages.

James M. Barrie (2013). “Sentimental Tommy (Annotated Edition)”, p.71, Jazzybee Verlag

Tonight, they’d make their stand, once and for all.

James Dashner (2009). “The Maze Runner (Maze Runner, Book One)”, p.328, Delacorte Press

Instead (Harry) contented himself with scrawling a note to Ron: Let's do it tonight.

J. K. Rowling (1999). “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets”, Raincoast Books