Would Be Quotes - Page 134

There have been some very extreme hecklers in audiences whose bile was so hateful and so meant that it would be a bit frightening to think that all I'm doing is jokes and yet someone hates me that much.

If I could just get to Poland everything would be okay.

To abandon the principle of simplicity would be to abandon all reasoning about the external world

If I could tell the world just one thing, it would be that we're all OK

I'm a Midwesterner! Not being able to have a cheeseburger once in a while would be torture!

If I were to give myself a pat on the back, it would be for sticking with bookmaking as my primary way of expressing myself over the span of fifty years.

The performances in the future would be like an audience wired to somebody who was sort of instigating, and then moment-to-moment creation would be transmuted individually.

Why do you write?' Because I love words and stories so much. Because I would be grief stricken every day of my life if I couldn't write. Because I'm obsessed and compelled. Because I'd be utterly useless at anything else.

It would be great to have a little getaway place somewhere hot, maybe down in Mexico, since I love it there. But now that I've banned myself from the sun, I don't know how that will work.

If somebody ever wished to be me for a day, they'd be the most pissed-off person once they got here. They would be, like, in hell.

Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.

I wanted not to make photographs that would be art, but art that would be photography.

Definitions would be good things if we did not use words to make them.

It would be a kind of ferocity to reject indifferently all sorts of praise. One should be glad to have that which comes from good men who praise in sincerity things that are really praiseworthy.

Perfect servants would be the worst of all for certain masters, whose happiness consists in finding fault with them.

I wanted to work in the arts. My dream come true would be to be an architectural historian and work with the royal palaces and all the fabulous art collections. But I'm not committed enough.

If it were up to me, every job would be somewhere in Canada.

If Oprah, Steven Spielberg and Bono had a baby, I would be that baby.

Tempus would be protected, better shielded from whatever the Stepson thought threatening, if love could heal and save.

What I love about Gaga is her story, where she came from. Before she made it, before anyone knew who she was, I knew who she was and, to see her finally make it, I was so happy. If we were to work together that would be cool.

She was one of those, who, having, once begun, would be always in love.

No one can really picture an African as a businessman. In order to change the current situation, it would be helpful if the aid organizations were to pull out.

Heart of my heart, were it more, More would be laid at your feet.

I always cringe when a male friend of mine, who's very fixated on women, puts "compatibility" at the top of his list of attributes that he would be looking for in a woman. I would replace compatibility with dialectic.

If it was up to the studio, everything would be shot with a camcorder.