I just want everybody to know, on a personal note, from me, sincerely, it was all his fault.
Are you not aware that my profession involves beating the living hell out of some poor-unfortunate wearing nothing more than a pair of green lycra knicks? I'm practically naked each time I step in the ring. But I tend to cover up my privates in public. No one likes ginger pubes.
Hell you're Shawn Michaels! The greatest wrestler of all time!
The Youngest World Heavyweight Champion in History!
I just want everyone to know that even though Hogan won at Summerslam I still pinned him 1, 2, 3.
I'm The Legend Killer, Shawn! Why? 'Cause I kill Legends!
There is about to be a big cowboy boot in your ass if you dont shut up.
I will take what is mine and keep it for as long as i want
My rookie is manly, so manly, oh so manly his name is Derrick Bateman.
You will never ever be the same again!
Did you ever notice that America is shaped like one big, giant toilet bowl?
If you're having trouble finding someone to play with, why don't you just go play with yourself.
I'm your genetic jackhammer!
You gotta eat lightning and crap thunder!
There was only a handful of guys who were even qualified to work at the WWE.
I'm a third generation superstar.
If there's one thing I do know, it's that I'm living my dream. Estoy viviendo mi sueño! I feel like I'm on top of the world right now.
So. How was your week?
Ahhh, Wade. Wade, you're just so stupid.
For me, I don't go in the backdoor. That's the one thing I don't do.
When you're with the nWo, when you're with Hollywood, you're just...too...sweet!
Ahh, Otunga. I hope you keep depending on your wife. I hope she keeps making movies because while she's walking the red carpet, you're gonna be walking the unemployment line.
2001 King of the Ring? I really like the sound of that! That REEKS OF ROYALTY! So begins the ERA OF AWESOMENESS!
Security, we have a jumper! Security?
I'm the best. I'm the best in the world.
