Wwe Quotes - Page 8

It's not what I want, Trish. It's what you want. It's what you need. And even though we're opponents tonight in the 6 person, tag team table match, I see how you look at me. You could cut the sexual tension between is with a knife. So I just want to let you know no matter the outcome, I'm always available to give to a healthy dose of Vitamin C.

NOBODY messes with "The Bad Guy"!

Yes I have a belt. I wear big pants because my ass is huge. So I can't go to a store by off the rack a size that is appropriate for my waist because they don't fit my ass!

LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!!

What am I thankful for? MY POLKA DOTS!!

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job

I think that the Internet - and I do love the free flow of ideas on the 'Net - is like the wild west of the information world.

The chances of you winning are the same as the chances of HELL freezing over.

No, listen to me! Look in my eye. You need to beat Randy Orton.

I welcome anyone that wants to come into the WWE and try it, because, I was the type of person that was not welcome with open arms. People didn't want me to come in because I was from a Reality background. But I'm the first person that says, bring anybody in.

You all sound like a bunch of ducks! What? What? What? What? Shut up while I'm talking!

HB-Shizzle's gonna be honest with ya, okay. To hit these bad boys, you have to have pinpoint accuracy.

I was using the word awesomeness while you were still in high school, popping zits.

Yeah. Some people just don't understand when their facial hair starts to look ridiculous.

I don't know if you guys know this but I'm sort of a big deal.

Will you please shut the hell up!?

He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!

To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.

This Fruity Pebble that ya dealin' with, I ain't ya average jabroni. I'm like a big purple pinwheel, Rock, so go ahead and blow me.

When fans think WWE, I don't want them to think Hulk Hogan or The Rock or Stone Cold Steve Austin or John Cena. I want them to think of The Miz. I want to be on every show. When we need a guy to do Conan or Jimmy Kimmel, I want them to call me. I wanna be on the cover of all the video games. I want it all.

Some people said I was annoying, but now look how far we've come.

At one time, I wanted to be a WWE wrestler. I still do. I want to go in the ring once and mess around and jump off the ropes and do a Stone Cold stunt.

Did you ever know that you're a jackass?

They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.

Alcohol does kill brain cells, because you've lost it.