Whom would you like to put throught a table next? The entire cast of New Moon. They're trying to portray vampires, but they look like a bunch of sissy models.
Now I've wrestled alotta countries!
There's a new sexy boy now!
I'm going to take the legend of Hulk Hogan and kill it!
Tell your little mascot to get out of here, cause I have no problem flippin' the bird.
Michael Cole, The Rock knows that you have never, EVER, had a piece of poontang pie!
Well Stephanie, I'd like to thank you for giving me such a kind Christmas gift, but unfortunately I didn't get you any gifts. But then again, what can you get for the girl whose had everyone?
Ladies and Gentleman, I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS.
The single greatest moment of my life happened in Toronto, Canada!
I'm not sure the ring is big enough to hold both these egos!
See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate.
Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!
I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge.
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'
Besides singing "Jump Around" to all the WWE superstars in the locker room? Uh... I enjoy listening to music, pumping up, and getting really muscular and oily. I like to oil myself before.
The sun. I hate the sun.
So Carlito think about this: all the apple-biting.
You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking
Is there a better wrestling villain on TV these days than CM Punk? Arguable question but for my sauce, Punk is right there at the top of the heap with a handful of his peers.
We are inducting Connor "The Crusher" Michalek into the WWE Hall of Fame with the Warrior Award, and it's going to be really hard with the waves of emotion that will set in. I will have to share with everyone what he meant to me and also deal with how sad his story is. He was so inspiring to people, it is going to be really emotional for me. It should be very special!
King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.
Is he under the influence or something?
People ask me what my favorite WWE era is. It's now, because I'm living it.
Before me, there were no moonsaults, there were no Litacanranas!
Look at you walkin' out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did, what you think you fancy huh?!
