Adlai E. Stevenson Quotes about Funny

Campaign remark, Fresno, Cal., 10 Sept. 1952. John F. Parker, in "If Elected, I Promise ...": Stories and Gems of Wisdom by and About Politicians (1969), attributes the reverse statement to Chauncey Depew (1834 - 1928): "If you will refrain from telling any lies about the Republican party, I'll promise not to tell the truth about the Democrats."
In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.
Adlai E. Stevenson's speech in Indianapolis, Indiana, September 26, 1952.
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
"Born to Run: Origins of the Political Career". Book by Ronald Keith Gaddie, p. 119, 2003.
Accuracy to a newspaper is what virtue is to a lady; but a newspaper can always print a retraction.
"Morrow's International Dictionary of Contemporary Quotations". Book by Jonathon Green, 1982.