Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.
If Obama was white, he’d be up by 17 points.
I'm the kind of person who does not want to be anywhere that I'm not wanted.
One of the truest things to commit to is your own nature.
Books make great gifts because you don't have to plug them in.
To me, the Republican Party is the real great tragedy of the last 25 years because there are lot of good and decent people and a lot of good political points [that have] come from the Republican Party in the post-war period, but it has been hijacked by these fundamentalist wackos.
I suppose if the offending paparazzi was wearing a hoodie and I shot him, it would all blow over.
You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something — I am God.
Success begets success. I've been offered a lot of movies now that '30 Rock' has been successful.
I wanted to be president of the United States. I really did. The older I get, the less preposterous the idea seems.
I do admire [Willie] Wonka. He's a true capitalist. His factory has zero government regulations, slave labor and an indoor boat. Wonderful.
Only one thing counts in this life - get them to sign on the line that is dotted.
Everybody I've ever worked with - 99.9 percent of the time, I've had a successful or very agreeable experience with.
When I told my parents, 'I'm going to be an actor,' they screamed and wept and freaked out.
There's three things: there's masculinity, there's intelligence, there's sensitivity. You've got to bring those three things to a leading man's role: masculinity, sensitivity, intelligence. In some people, there's a little too much in the mix of one or the other.
How can we turn our back on an endeavor which increases our children's cultural intelligence, heightens individual sensitivity and deepens our collective sense of humanity? I suggest to you that we cannot.
For better or ill, I was very heavily influenced by men I knew who always dressed formally.
If we were in another country, we would stone Henry Hyde to death and we would go to their homes and kill their wives and their children. We would kill their families, for what they’re doing to this country.
Every time we sit down to eat, we make a choice. Please choose vegetarianism. Do it for animals. Do it for the environment and do it for your health.
There's less critical thinking going on in this country on a Main Street level - forget about the media - than ever before. We've never needed people to think more critically than now, and they've taken a big nap.
New York City is a mismanaged carnival of stupidity that is desperate for revenue and anxious to criminalize behavior once thought benign.
Bush wasn't elected, he was selected - selected by five judges up in Washington who voted along party lines.
Behind each number is a person, a victim, whose individual story is ghastly.
You've got to see someone at their worst and ask yourself if you can handle it.
My life, in some ways, has been a half-measure. I didn't commit myself all the way to my marriage and family, because I would have given up more. And I didn't go all the way with just being completely selfish. I always wonder where my career would be if I was more selfish.
