When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth, paw the ground and swish my tail - none of which is easy.
You have to decide at the end of the day if you can live with yourself.
[To a photographer who said, 'Look this way, love':] I am not your 'love.' I am Your Royal Highness!
When I'm approaching a water jump, with dozens of photographers waiting for me to fall in, and hundreds of spectators wondering what's going to happen next, the horse is just about the only one who doesn't know I am Royal!
Being pregnant is a very boring six months. I am not particularly maternal. It's an occupational hazard of being a wife.
Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.
[On being told by a horse show spectator that she looked like Princess Anne:] I think I'm a bit better-looking than she is.
I know my own heart to be entirely English.
I learned just by going around. I know all about Kleenex factories, and all sorts of things.
You are a pest, by the very nature of that camera in your hand.
