The first secret of getting what you want is knowing what you want.
The map is not the territory, but you can't fold up the territory and put it in the glove compartment.
The whole point of society is to be less unforgiving than nature.
Some people's unwillingness to think for themselves represents accurate self-evaluation.
Bars are closed on Election Day so people won't vote under the influence. Why are libraries closed?
High culture is the ability to hear the William Tell Overture and not think of the Lone Ranger.
Paranoia is the delusion that your enemies are organized.
Let's go to the food court and try some food.
Cats would rule the world if they had longer attention spans.
