Top 11 Quotes by Betty MacDonald

There’s nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book.

There’s nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book.

Book, Pieces, Cozy

I am neither Christian enough nor charitable enough to like anybody just because he is alive and breathing. I want people to interest or amuse me. I want them fascinating and witty or so dul as to be different. I want them either intellectually stimulating or wonderfully corny; perfectly charming or hundred percent stinker. I like my chosen companions to be distinguishable from the undulating masses and I don't care how.

Betty MacDonald

Christian, Witty, Breathing

The coffee was so strong it snarled as it lurched out of the pot.

Betty MacDonald

Strong, Coffee, Pot

BETTY MACDONALD (1945). “THE EGG AND I”

In the country Sunday is the day on which you do exactly as much work as you do on other days but feel guilty all the time you are doing it because Sunday is a day of rest.

Betty MacDonald

Country, Sunday, Guilty

BETTY MACDONALD (1945). “THE EGG AND I”

Her magic formula for dealing with children is ignoring all faults and accenting tiny virtues. She says, "Instead of telling Tommy day in and day out that he is the naughtiest boy in the United States of America, which could very well be true, take an aspirin and comment on his neatly tied shoes. Almost anybody would rather be known for expert shoe-tying than for kicking the cat." She always tells whiners how charming they are--bullies how brave--bad sports how good--sneaks how honest!

Betty MacDonald

Sports, Children, Cat