For aspiring comedians? Don't listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.
I'm trying to get away from trashing women, to be honest. I think I've done enough of that in my career.
Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes.
I do enjoy them. I get to meet the next generation of comics and help them out. Big comics doing small shows was something that used to happen a lot more back in the day. I wish there was more of that.
I cannot believe that [Donald Trump] is actually in the debates.
You have to understand how bad I wanted to be a comedian, how much I loved doing it. I still can't believe I get to do this for a living and have people come up and want to see me.
Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it's a fun place to live.
I liked Jimmy Snuka, Tony Garea, Larry Zbyszko, Bob Backlund, Bruno Sammartino, Chief Strongbow, SD Jones (even though they never let him win), Captain Lou, Ted DiBiase...Uh...I'm forgetting some people...Greg Valentine. Chris Rock and Ric Flair are the best. Ric Flair is the king.
Podcasting is great. Total freedom.
It’s been a dream to work with Netflix because they don’t have any pressure from advertisers.
My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.
I'm also disappointed in the Democrats that Hillary [Clintom] was the best they could get - It just keeps going back to Bush's and Clinton's - I'm sick of 'em! Even Jeb [Bush] was hanging in there for a minute.
I loved the [English] countryside. I went to John Bonham's grave.
I don't mind it. I just space it out. Every other week I go out. I used to get some time to myself but I've been pretty busy lately. But I've had it the other way, where I'm staring at the phone waiting for it to ring, so this is definitely better.
I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to kill myself.
People make a big deal about podcasts but it's basically an online radio show with the sound effects and sidekicks, but because you can curse it's more like satellite radio. Most of the podcasters were morning guys who were fired when Clear Channel decimated the radio landscape.
I just do my act. If people in England don't get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.
My favorite part of podcasting is running my mouth for an hour. The only time I dont like it is when Im off. Then that hour feels like a day and a half.
I think it gets uncomfortable when you try to act like you didn't just tell a joke that bombed.
I am so pro-swine flu it's - it's like ridiculous.
My career has been a slow burn, so waiting to do the Edinburgh Festival was a smart move. If I'd spent a month there 10-15 years ago, there's no way anyone was gonna remember me.
D.C.'s always had a great scene.
It's a blue-collar city [Manchester] that's transitioning into a white collar place and people are getting priced out.
If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.
I mean, stand up you're by yourself and it's live and when you're acting, unless you're doing a monologue, you're interacting with somebody else. Even if you're doing a monologue you're saying it to somebody and it's not live so you can do it a few times.
