Dentist Quotes

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist.

Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist chair

Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.

A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.

I didn't want to be an actress. I wanted to be a dentist, but you never know what life will bring you.

My father would tell anyone who would listen that this dentist thing he was doing was not his passion; cinematography was.

What do people mean when they say, 'I am not afraid of God because I know He is good'? Have they never even been to a dentist?

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.

I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.

For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living from their work that is equivalent to the living earned by the average dentist or accountant.

Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.

As the saying goes, Bruce Jenner is a millionaire, and Mark Spitz is a dentist. It's the wrong sport.

I am not interested in the ephemeral - such subjects as the adulteries of dentists. I am interested in those things that repeat and repeat and repeat in the lives of the millions.

If God hadn't meant for us to eat sugar, he wouldn't have invented dentists.

I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.

My dear Algy, you talk exactly as if you were a dentist. It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist. It produces false impression

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.

My dentist said to me the other day: I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films?

You can't say I'm going to become a painter in the same way you say I'm going to become a dentist. Or maybe you can nowadays. But it's an endeavor.

I am lucky: I have fantastic doctors and a fantastic dentist.

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

I've had dentists who have wanted to help me out, but I say, 'You know, I won't work again if you fix my teeth.'

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Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room?

I've got a good shepherd; you've got a sadistic dentist.