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Bill Hicks Quotes about Smoking

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They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven't seen the stats on that yet.

They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven't seen the stats on that yet.

Bill Hicks
Life, Smoking, Comedian
"Dark Poet". Stand-up show, 1991.

It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy.

Bill Hicks
Jesus, Real, Smoking
"Bill Hicks: Revelations". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 1993.

"Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer."

Bill Hicks
Cancer, Smoking, Warning
"Bill Hicks: Sane Man". Documentary, Comedy, 1989.

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.

Bill Hicks
Eye, Cigarette Smoke, Smoking

I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin' [puts mic to his neck and speaks as if he had a mechanical larynx] 'good evening everybody, remember me, smoking's bad. [puts cigarette to neck and mimics smoking it] Eeww. You ever seen somebody do that? I've seen someone do that. Let me tell you something — if you're smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I'd think about quitting. And that's just me, ya know.

Bill Hicks
Thinking, Years, Smoking
"Sane Man". Stand-up show, 1989.

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