Bill Hicks Quotes about Children

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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

Bill Hicks

Funny, Jobs, Children

I am available for children's parties, by the way.

Bill Hicks

Children, Party, Way

Bill Hicks (2009). “Love All the People (New Edition)”, p.87, Hachette UK

People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.

Bill Hicks

Children, Believe, People

"Shock and Awe". Live album by Bill Hicks, recorded in November 11, 1992 at The Oxford Playhouse, 2003.

...I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An 'avenging GOD'? One who created Hell for those who don't believe? I thought we were the perfect and holy children of GOD? How could any limits possibly be put upon us? Hell.. really? I'm sorry, but... no. Wrong. You're wrong. That's an insane GOD and therefore not mine. Because, see, GOD would be very sane, don't you get it?

Bill Hicks

Sorry, Children, Believe