Everybody thinks I'm at death's door, but I'm not. There's nothing seriously wrong with me, and my heart is in 100 percent working order. Anything else you may hear is a damn lie!
I don't want to be able to see the audience
There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object?
Nearly everything I do is part of a master plan to make me the most important entertainer in the world.
I don't care if I never do another TV show in my life.
Sure my career means a hell of a lot, but it will never come before Sandy and my son.
I don't know what it is to love the way they love-they would jump off a bridge for me. I can't do that. I can only say, I owe you.
Everybody, sooner or later, will have to go under the knife. Let's hope they make out as well as I did.
I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range.
The Democratic Party of California is ready to sponsor me. All I have to do is find the right office to run for.
This marriage is no one's business but our own.
I decided I was going to give up singing and concentrate on acting, and a result of that, I didn't do another film for two to three years, and I don't blame it on anybody but myself
I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction.
I think Flip Wilson is a brillant comedian.
It happens to the best of them. You lay off singing and your throat gets out of practice. No excuses. I blew it.
Maybe I should quit the business. There's no one left for me to love. Mama's dead. Mr. Burns couldn't care less about me. What's left?
Show me any top entertainer or top business executive, and I'll show you a guy who has mapped out his life from the very start.
I am now a turtle. Virtually everything I own is on my back and suffice it to say I am one ton lighter and therefore 2,000 pounds happier. All houses are gone.
I had these shoes made and 2 to 3 inch lifts inside and the heel was another 2 and half inches. I walked around that way, wherever I could without falling over.
It was as though all my hostilities, anxieties, and conflicts were in one ball that was flying away into space, farther from me all the time, leaving me content with myself
A group or an artist shouldn't get his money until his boss gets his.
A-well-a, splish, splash, I forgot about the bath, I went and put my dancing shoes on.
