It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times if you know how.
My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.
I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.
There is nothing wrong with being afraid - but there is nothing more wrong than allowing that to be your master.
Memories are like moonbeams; we do with them what we want.
If you don't try, if you don't do something for yourself, you won't get anywhere.
Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.
I've got a dream lover, so I don't have to dream alone.
My philosophy is to take one day at a time. I don't worry about the future. Tomorrow is even out of sight for me.
I want to make it faster than anyone has ever made it before. I'd like to be a legend by the time I'm 25
Conceit is thinking you're great; egotism is knowing it.
My entire life has been a lie.
I wrapped a towel around me and I opened the door, and then I splish, splash, I jumped back in the bath. Well, how was I to know there was a party going on?
My goal is to be remembered as a human being and as a great performer.
The sex element is the most important in the business. You must sell sex
I'm a singer who moves like a dancer.
George Burns was the father I never had
I've done a lot of things and I've been a lot of people, but now I've come to realize who I am
When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting
You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.
A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
I could have a roomful of awards and it wouldn't mean beans
Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.
Who am I that I have to sing under an umbrella? These people are my fans, and if they can stand in the rain to hear me sing, I can stand in the rain.
Just call me a family man and an actor who digs his whole scene, side interests and all. Just say I feel mighty good at the ripe old age of 27.
