Casey Stengel Quotes - Page 3

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.

They examined all my organs. Some of them are quite remarkable and others are not so good. A lot of museums are bidding for them.

Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out.

Okay everybody, line up in alphabetical order according to your height.

I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.

It's easy to get good players. Getting them to play together, that's the hard part.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off.

Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Nobody knows this, but one of us has just been traded to Kansas City.

You could look it up.

They said it couldn't be done, but sometimes it doesn't work out that way.

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

Don't cut off your nose yourself.

I would not admire hitting against Ryne Duren, because if he ever hit you in the head you might be in the past tense.

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

I became a major league manager in several cities and was discharged. We call it discharged because there was no question I had to leave.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

There's nobody on my ball club that doesn't go from first to third on a base hit, or from second to home. Every time you steal a base, you're taking a gamble on getting thrown out, and taking the bat out of the hitter's hand.

I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again.

Best thing wrong with Jack Fisher is nothing.

The Mets has come along slow, but fast!