Top 25 Quotes by Christopher Moore of 212 - Page 9

One day the good times had to keep on rolling, and all of life's horseshit would turn to circuses.

One day the good times had to keep on rolling, and all of life's horseshit would turn to circuses.

One Day, Rolling, Circus

Christopher Moore (2009). “Practical Demonkeeping”, p.79, Zondervan

I've got to think that that was unethical," Joshua said. "Josh, faking demonic possession is like a mustard seed." "How is it like a mustard seed?" "You don't know, do you? Doesn't seem at all like a mustard seed, does it? Now you see how we all feel when you liken things unto a mustard seed? Huh?

Christopher Moore

Thinking, Doe, Mustard Seed

Chapter 8, Dinner With the Vampire: Is there something wrong with your food?" No, I'm just not very hungry." You're going to break my heart, aren't you?

Christopher Moore

Heart, Vampire, Dinner

Christopher Moore (2009). “Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story”, p.62, Simon and Schuster

We really have to get going," Sam said. "Can we leave the car here and pick it up later?" The monk said, "Does a dog have a Buddha nature?" Does a fish have a watertight asshole?" said Coyote.

Christopher Moore

Dog, Car, Coyotes

Next out of the hall came the sisters and their husbands. Before I could say anything, the captain had clamped his hand over my mouth and was lifting me off my feet as I kicked. Cornwall made as to draw his dagger, but Regan pulled him away. "You've just won a kingdom, my duke, killing vermin is a servant's task. Leave the bitter fool stew in his own bile." She wanted me. It was clear.

Christopher Moore

Husband, Hands, Feet

The bat was looking at Theo and Theo was having trouble following his own thoughts.The bat was wearing tiny sunglasses.Ray Bans,Theo could see by the trademark in the corner of one lens."I'm sorry, Mr.,uh- Case, could you take the bat off your head.It's very distracting." Him." Pardon?" It's a him.Roberto.He no like the light.

Christopher Moore

Sorry, Light, Rays

Christopher Moore (2009). “The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror”, p.88, Hachette UK

The problem with being nuts, she thought, is that you don't always feel as if you're nuts. Sometimes, in fact, you feel perfectly sane, and there just happens to be a trailer-shaped dragon crouching in the lot next door.

Christopher Moore

Doors, Dragons, Nuts

It was sometimes difficult to reconcile a man's talents with his personality.

Christopher Moore

Men, Personality, Talent

Moses should have said "Let my people go. Please."

Christopher Moore

Should Have, People, Moses

Christopher Moore (2009). “Lamb: A Novel”, p.80, Hachette UK

I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.

Christopher Moore

Girl, Drawing, Air

The gourney, the big file drawers of the dead, the instruments of dissection - this sure looked like the morgues in the movies. Something had gone seriously wrong while she slept.

Christopher Moore

Gone, Bigs, Drawers