Dinner Quotes

If they want you to cook the dinner, at least they ought to let you shop for some of the groceries.

God will provide the food, but he will not cook the dinner.

Paris for lunch, dinner in St. Petersburg.

Destroying a tropical rainforest for profit is like burning all the paintings of the Louvre to cook dinner.

Sometimes when I'm faced with an atheist, I am tempted to invite him to the greatest gourmet dinner that one could ever serve, and when we have finished eating that magnificent dinner, to ask him if he believes there's a cook.

I don't have dinner parties - I eat my dinner in bed.

Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody.

My favorite time of day is to get up and eat leftovers from dinner, especially spicy food.

I would not vote for the mayor. It's not just because he didn't invite me to dinner, but because on my way into town from the airport there were such enormous potholes.

Show me another pleasure like dinner which comes every day and lasts an hour.

And I'm not apolitical - I'm very specific in my politics. But a lot of the time it's nobody's business unless you're over at my house having dinner.

The Kraken stirs. And ten billion sushi dinners cry out for vengeance.

I could just have chips and salsa for dinner every day.

Why should I refuse a good dinner simply because I don't understand the digestive processes involved?

Art means nothing if it simply decorates the dinner table of power which holds it hostage.

What's the most humiliating thing? When you take someone to dinner or you cook somebody dinner and they get food poisoning. I mean, how bad do you feel?

Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.

And call me a pig, but isn't it brilliantly refreshing how early the Dutch eat dinner? When they're still laying out the cutlery in achingly hip Barcelona, they're hanging the Closed sign on the restaurant doors of old Amsterdam.

Learn to do common things uncommonly well; we must always keep in mind that anything that helps fill the dinner pail is valuable.

A dinner invitation, once accepted, is a sacred obligation. If you die before the dinner takes place, your executor must attend.

If Shakespeare was around today I would ask him out to dinner. The only thing I don't like about him is the way he did his hair.

Humanism is the philosophy that you should be a good guest at the dinner table of life.

My favorite thing is to have a big dinner with friends and talk about life.

So munch on, crunch on, take your nuncheon, Breakfast, supper, dinner, luncheon!

‎You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!