CM Punk Quotes - Page 5

King Kofi Kingston. The initials are horrible but the name sounds great.

Can I read it? They really liked it when I did it.

I would, but I know where that hand's been.

I think it's good to have different styles, though. I think it's good to have a lucha on a show, some Japanese flavor, I think MMA is a good thing, a little bit of the hardcore and the blood and guts is good. That is what makes a show for me.

I was a huge Sub-Zero guy, but the fact that you can download Freddy Krueger is the coolest thing I've heard of in a very long time.

Drink up, England... I WANT your liver to fail. Smoke up England, I WANT you to die.

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!

One of the things I want to find out is where the hell are the WWE ice cream bars?!

I would never be happy with just coming to TV tapings, not working house shows, and just getting by, staying in the shadows. I'm proud of the fact that I can turn chickenshit to chicken salad.

Can we not say 'dumped' and 'Bellas' in the same sentence, please?

I did try out for football and wrestling but they wouldn't let me on the teams because I had blue hair.

Wrestling is pretty DIY. I've been doing it for 12 years, completely on my own. It's like being in a band or running a zine - except that I get to kick people in the face.

Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.

This is not the Spanish announce table!

I am fat and I don't care.

Gorgeous day here in Chicago. Sure is better than Canada.

My chair just broke by the way. It's a billion dollar corporation and I can't get a decent chair and somebody to come out here and fix this announce table.

Its Not a Belt, its a Championship Title!

We have the worst security!

So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria.

Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.

I am the best wrestler in the world.

How come when I was a kid, I couldn't be picked on bullies like that?

To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back.

I think Mixed Martial Arts is going to be a huge thing coming up in pro wrestling, and I like to think of myself as one of the first guys to try and implement that into my style.