CM Punk Quotes - Page 6

You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine!

I owe my career to Paul Heyman.

This isn't CM Punk talking to Triple H, this is Phil Brooks talking to Paul Levesque

In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak!

I've always been me. The last three weeks of my career, I've cut some of the best promos I've ever cut, and I do consider myself to be a promo guy.

John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?

You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.

The idea of being on television is to wear your T-shirt so people see it and maybe buy it.

It looks like they've been watching old Japan tapes!

A lot of people have used the frog splash over the years. Every one else that used it is a four star frog splash, when RVD did it, it became a five star frog splash.

My dream match is me and Chris Benoit against Fit Finlay and William Regal. That way I get to work with Benoit and I get to beat up and get beat up by Finlay and Regal.

OMG, Kevin Nash, WTF, thought he was dead, LOL.

Mike Knox, I am also getting real sick of this! Your problem isn't me staying away from your girl... Your problem is your girl staying away from me!

I think pro wrestling doesn't seem to get a lot of mainstream attention until somebody dies.

Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?

I think health-wise, pro-wrestling is probably ten times worse for you than MMA.

I'm training at everything. Jiu-Jitsu, wrestling, striking. Everything. I think to be in the UFC, you have to be well rounded at everything. That's the goal.

Can I wear your blazer?

He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber.

On the road, the WWE is a family. The divas are my sisters, and like any big brother, I don't want creeps around my little sisters.

I am officially a member of The New Breed!

I am stoked for this. This is my favorite part of the entire show.

I had a Chicago Street Fight a couple of years back in Ring of Honor that was really bloody and really violent. That is probably the closest thing to the Extreme Elimination Chamber I can think of.

Cole, you stay right where you are. Miz has enough people at ringside tonight.

I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono!