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Dogs and humans are symbiotic species. We need each other.

Cynthia Heimel (1995). “When Your Phone Doesn't Ring, It'll be Me”, p.36, Atlantic Monthly Press

Women are not ladies. The term connotates females who are simultaneously put on a pedestal and patronized.

Cynthia Heimel (2004). “Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Good-bye”

Here is Heimel's Law: Anything you fantasize about won't come true. So just cut it out.

Cynthia Heimel (2002). “If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?!”, p.150, Grove Press

Lots of you know me as a lone, hard-bitten columnist, prone to lurking on deserted rocky promontories while searching for my muse.

Cynthia Heimel (1995). “When Your Phone Doesn't Ring, It'll be Me”, p.27, Atlantic Monthly Press

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.

Cynthia Heimel (1988). “But Enough about You”, Fireside

it is a shoe designer's job to be a year ahead of our collective unconscious.

Cynthia Heimel (1994). “Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Good-bye”

Swingers are all from the suburbs and consequently brain-addled by car pools, shopping malls, and welcome wagons.

Cynthia Heimel (1983). “Sex Tips For Girls: Lust, Love, and Romance from the Lives of Single Women”, p.182, Simon and Schuster

Women wearing men's clothes are chic, men wearing women's clothes make us fall on the floor laughing.

Cynthia Heimel (1995). “When Your Phone Doesn't Ring, It'll be Me”, p.104, Atlantic Monthly Press