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Cynthia Heimel Quotes

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Dogs are us, only innocent.

Dogs are us, only innocent.

Cynthia Heimel (2004). “Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Good-bye”

Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame.

Cynthia Heimel (2004). “Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Good-bye”

Sex is not some sort of pristine, reverent ritual. You want reverent and pristine, go to church.

Cynthia Heimel (1983). “Sex Tips For Girls: Lust, Love, and Romance from the Lives of Single Women”, p.84, Simon and Schuster

A sense of humor isn't everything. It's only 90 percent of everything.

Cynthia Heimel (1983). “Sex Tips For Girls: Lust, Love, and Romance from the Lives of Single Women”, p.54, Simon and Schuster

Friends are the twenty-first-century version of extended families.

Cynthia Heimel (1995). “When Your Phone Doesn't Ring, It'll be Me”, p.180, Atlantic Monthly Press

When women are excited about a date, they go immediately on a diet, because all women know they are hideously obese.

Cynthia Heimel (2004). “Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Good-bye”

Possessions, for the terminally frightened, bring peace of mind.

Cynthia Heimel (1988). “But Enough about You”, Fireside

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?

Cynthia Heimel (2002). “If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?!”, Grove Press