I miss dating only for that final moment you kiss goodnight, watch her get out of your car and run into the police station.
The problem with dating a model is they won't go out with you if your cars color doesn't match their outfit.
If you live far away from a person you no longer want to date just let them know that they are geographically undesirable.
Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.
You know what I'd like to be able to do more than anything else? I'd love to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips. Pppptthhh! Cause no one wants to be covered in spaghetti. No. If I'm on a date with a girl and she's very rude, I'd be like, You know what? Pppptthhh! Enjoy your spaghetti, you're very rude. Enjoy your spaghetti, cause you're rude. Pppptthhh!
