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Darynda Jones Quotes - Page 3

I know karate, and like two other Japanese words - T-SHIRT

Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.70, Macmillan

Hello?" I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.

Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.766, St. Martin's Press

I had a soft spot for crazy people.

Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.9, St. Martin's Press

Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me," the former detective said.

Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.171, Macmillan

Looks like macho boy's cool just melted like a Slush Puppie in August.

Darynda Jones (2012). “Death and the Girl Next Door”, p.88, Macmillan

She's like a hurricane on crystal meth.

Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.55, St. Martin's Press

It’s all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. —T-SHIRT

Darynda Jones (2013). “Fifth Grave Past the Light”, p.125, St. Martin's Press

Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)

Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.83, Macmillan

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT

Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.101, Macmillan

The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt

Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.136, Macmillan