T Shirt Quotes

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans, signing autographs, and selling T-shirts.

The combination of a blazer over any T-shirt with a pair of jeans is foolproof.

You can make jeans and a t-shirt super stylish. It's what you make of it, you know?

I'm a T-shirt-and-Levi's type of a guy.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Your best T-shirt should be like your bed, it just feels like you are home when you are in it.

We hope to explain the entire universe in a single, simple formula that you can wear on your T-shirt.

When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, I guess not

My uniform is sweatpants, so crusted over with dried paint that they're as hard as a table. I wear T-shirts that are also covered in paint, and Crocs.

What was Dionysus going to go? Send him back to his hellish isolation? He’d been there, done that, and had the Ozzy T-shirt to prove it.’ (Styxx)

This is my trademark: I rip my T-shirt. I’m into the whole showing-a-bit-of-chest-hair thing.

My standard uniform is a T-shirt and jeans.

What I've always loved to do is build a brand that's so cool that you want to wear their T-shirt.

Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

And of course there is nothing better than wearing the same T-shirt for days and not brushing my hair for weeks.

I like the sort of 'nothingness' of the jeans and the T-shirt. I feel that's about as close as I can get to the future because it seems like something so old that will always be, so I feel it's a safe bet for the future.

I wanna be your t-shirt when it's wet, I wanna be your shower when you sweat.

I feel like jeans and a T-shirt have become Establishment. Everyone’s dressed down. So actually putting on a jacket is the anti-­Establishment stance.

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.

If the college you visit has a bookstore filled with t-shirts rather than books, find another college.

I could get a T-shirt that says 'All in for Week 4 of the Preseason.' That's not quite as catchy, and I don't have an endorsement deal with an apparel company. Maybe someone will sign me now. I don't make enough money to get fined. Maybe I'll get a deal with some off-brand or something that sells at Walmart or something.

...I'm not going to be able to make things that I can call Kanye West just by making T-shirts.

[People asked me] "Where is your million-dollar shirt?" I'm like, "It's underneath these $25 Hanes T-shirts I've got on."