Top 9 Quotes by David Thorne

Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated I am

Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated "I am interested in your nipples" or not.

David Thorne

Funny, Opportunity, Interesting

Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense

David Thorne

Common Sense, Common, Resorts

David Thorne (2011). “The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius”, p.38, Penguin

I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism.

David Thorne

Criticism, Suggestions, Welcome

David Thorne (2011). “The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius”, p.135, Penguin

I was taught never to make a threat unless you are prepared to carry it out, and I am not a fan of carrying anything. Even watching other people carrying things makes me uncomfortable. Mainly because of the possibility they may ask me to help.

David Thorne

People, Fans, May

David Thorne (2012). “I'll Go Home Then, It's Warm and Has Chairs. The Unpublished Emails.: The Unpublished Emails”, p.13, Lulu.com

Should check the Internet and make sure everything on there is correct.

David Thorne

Internet, Checks, Should

David Thorne (2011). “The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius”, p.367, Penguin

While I do not have a boyfriend, I do have a friend who is homosexual and I once asked him "Do you ever think about having sex with me because you are gay?" to which he replied "Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing.

David Thorne

Sex, Gay, Thinking