Don Herold Quotes - Page 2

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

The mind of man has no defense To equal plain, old common sense. This homely virtue don't despise, If you would be happy as well as wise.

I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.

An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women.

If I had my life to live over, I'd pick more daisies.

Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.

I wish I were either rich enough or poor enough to do a lot of things that are impossible in my present comfortable circumstances.

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

About the time we get old enough to be as wicked as we want to be, we don't want to be so very wicked after all.

Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice.

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

There is something distinctive about living in New York; over eight million other people are doing it.

Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.

Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.

A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.