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Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Evan Esar

Science, Math, Statistics

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A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.

Evan Esar

Science, Technology, Men

[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.

Evan Esar

Science, Technology, Statistics

Esar's Comic Dictionary

[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.

Evan Esar

Science, Technology, Fiction

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