Evan Esar Quotes about Divorce

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Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.

Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.

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Couple, Divorce, Wells

Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

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Divorce, Two, Firsts

Evan Esar (1961). “Humorous English: a guide to comic usage, jocular speech and writing, and witty grammar”

Divorce has become so easy nowadays that women have stopped crying at weddings.

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Divorce, Cry, Easy

Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.

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Divorce, Play, People

Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.

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Husband, Divorce, Ifs

The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.

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Divorce, Men, Three

An epigram is the marriage of wit and wisdom; a wisecrack, their divorce.

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Divorce, Wit, Wit And Wisdom

Evan Esar (1978). “The Comic Encyclopedia: A Library of the Literature and History of Humor Containing Thousands of Gags, Sayings, and Stories”, Doubleday Books

Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.

Evan Esar

Divorce, Keys, Wedlock