Evan Esar Quotes about Wife

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The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed.

The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed.

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Morning, Coffee, Wife

A man picks a wife about the same way an apple picks a farmer.

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Men, Apples, Wife

Evan Esar (1978). “The Comic Encyclopedia: A Library of the Literature and History of Humor Containing Thousands of Gags, Sayings, and Stories”, Doubleday Books

A man doesn't have vacation problems: his boss tells him when to take them, and his wife tells him where.

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Men, Vacation, Wife

A lazy man's wife is generally the power behind the drone.

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Men, Lazy Man, Wife