Give up your good 'Christian' life and follow Jesus
Jesus said the meek would inherit the earth, but so far all we've gotten is Minnesota and North Dakota.
... and people are to march around the church to commemorate the event, Palm Sunday, when Jesus rode into Jerusalem and was greeted with applause and with palms. People thought he had come to overthrow the Romans, but ... no ... he had come to change THEM ... and that led to things turning bad.
