Minnesota Quotes

After 16 months of teaching, consulting, fellowship, and special project activities on matters ranging from conservation to healthcare to international trade, Gov. Ventura appointed me to the Minnesota Court of Appeals.

If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.

I have an education degree from the University of Minnesota, and I was a teacher for about a minute.

During my early years at Minnesota I conducted an evening enzyme seminar.

I never felt like I belonged in Minnesota when I was growing up there. That's why I was out the door as soon as I turned 18.

Made it through high school, went to the University of Minnesota.

I grew up in Minnesota.

I love everything Minnesota.

When I ran for governor of Minnesota, I only raised $300,000.

There is no such thing as a typical season, not for the Cardinals, not for San Diego, not for Minnesota.

In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.

If you go to Minnesota in January, you should know that it's gonna be cold. You don't panic when the thermometer falls below zero.

I think some teams shied away because of it, ... But Minnesota stuck with me and I was happy about that.

As for family values, they are whatever they are - some families are tight, others are blown away like dandelion puffs. A main value in Minnesota is still: don't waste my time, don't B.S. me, I wasn't born yesterday.

When it comes to finding available men in Minnesota, the odds are good, but the goods are odd.

I even believe [Donald Trump] won a little after - after the election rethinking, I think if we'd spent a little more time in Minnesota, we would've won Minnesota.

I was in the Minnesota state Senate from 2000 until 2006. In 2006, I was urged to run for Congress, I did. And I've been here ever since.

Now [in 2016] I have the highest turnout in the state of Minnesota. And Minnesota is the highest turnout state in the country.

If you can't stand the heat, then move to Minnesota. They have snow in May.

When I got drafted by Minnesota, and I think I said this a couple weeks ago, I think I felt obligated to bring a Super Bowl to Minnesota.

Jesse Ventura is basically proof that the people of Minnesota are not social drinkers... they are obviously alcoholics.

And I took a walk and I just went to prayer and I said Lord, what would you have me do in the Minnesota state senate? And just through prayer I knew that I was to introduce the marriage amendment in Minnesota.

Jesus said the meek would inherit the earth, but so far all we've gotten is Minnesota and North Dakota.

It's good to go back and look at what other states are doing. For example, Mayo Clinics and the University of Minnesota had a collaborative grant program that we modeled our program after, so we went back to talk to them about the successes of their program. It's been very successful, the state is going back to fund it again, and it's resulted in a great deal of collaboration and specifically patented technology.

The longest road trip I've ever been on is from Minnesota to Los Angeles.