Top 25 Quotes by Gene Perret of 31 - Page 2

Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.

People, Bored, Want

I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.

Couple, Grandma, Home

Gene Perret (2001). “Grandchildren Are So Much Fun We Should Have Had Them First”, Arizona Highways

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

Grandmother, Grandchildren, Grandparent

Gene Perret (2001). “Grandchildren Are So Much Fun We Should Have Had Them First”, Arizona Highways

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955

Inspiration, Brain

Gene Perret (1993). “I love my boss & 969 other business jokes”, Sterling Pub Co Inc

Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.

Teacher, Retirement, Home

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.

Education, Teaching, Space

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