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H. Allen Smith Quotes

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

H. Allen Smith
Monday, Morning, 4th Of July

Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work.

H. Allen Smith
Mean, Moral, Manners

The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.

H. Allen Smith
Passion, Animal, Totems

Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people.

H. Allen Smith
Nice, People, Communist

Hate-on-the-highway is an institution occupying a high place in our modern civilization....The godawful glares that drivers exchange as they pass each other, the mutual hatred between motorist and pedestrian, these manifestations seem to constitute the ultimate in righteous wrath.

H. Allen Smith
Hate, Wrath, Civilization

We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.

H. Allen Smith
Laughter, Believe, Race

Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.

H. Allen Smith
Cat, People, World
H Allen Smith (2015). “Rhubarb”, p.230, eNet Press

Put it back in the horse!

H. Allen Smith
Horse, Drinking, Beer

There's such a thing as too much point on a pencil.

H. Allen Smith
Too Much, Moderation, Gentility

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