Hank Williams, Jr. Quotes

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

If you mind your own business, you`ll stay busy all the time.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays and we hate him!

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.

Every time the media brings up the tea party, it's painted as racist and extremists - but there's never a backlash, no outrage to those comparisons. ... Working-class people are hurting - and it doesn't seem like anybody cares. When both sides are high-fiving it on the ninth hole when everybody else is without a job - it makes a whole lot of us angry. Something has to change. The policies have to change.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

Some were beggars, some were kings, and some were masters of the arts. But in their shame they're all the same, these men with broken hearts.

There is no freedom of speech if you're a conservative.

America is still a country of choices and options. And I have a lot of them.

If they don't have the Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee, just send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me.

I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every time.

I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.

You're singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on.

Old Hank would be proud, and Elvis would too, cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues.

I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean, I got girls that'll do anything between.

We make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too. Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do.

After reading hundreds of e-mails, I have made MY decision. By pulling my opening Oct 3rd, You (ESPN) stepped on the Toes of The First Amendment Freedom of Speech, so therefore Me, My Song, and All My Rowdy Friends are OUT OF HERE. It's been a great run.

Today is a sad day in Country music. We have lost another piece of history. George Jones was not only a good singer, but was a good friend. He will be missed by many.