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Harry Graham Quotes

Guten Morgen, mon ami!Heute ist es schönes Wetter!Charmé de vous voir ici!Never saw you looking better!

Guten Morgen, mon ami!Heute ist es schönes Wetter!Charmé de vous voir ici!Never saw you looking better!

Harry Graham
Saws, Charm

Virtue its own reward? Alas! And what a poor one as a rule! Be virtuous and life will pass Like one long term of Sunday School.

Harry Graham
School, Sunday, Long
Harry Graham (2016). “Perverted Proverbs: A Manual of Immorals for the Many”, p.9, The Floating Press

What makes Existence really nice Is Virtue--with a dash of Vice.

Harry Graham
Nice, Vices, Virtue
Harry Graham (2016). “Perverted Proverbs: A Manual of Immorals for the Many”, p.15, The Floating Press

Send me the half that's got my keys.

Harry Graham
Keys, Greed, Half
'Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes' (1899) 'Mr Jones' (poem attributed to 'G.W.')

Aunt Jane observed, the second time She tumbled off a bus, 'The step is short from the Sublime To the Ridiculous.

Harry Graham
Aunt, Sublime, Steps
'Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes' (1899) 'Equanimity'.

Weep not for little Leonie, abducted by a French Marquis. Though loss of honor was a wrench, just think how it's improved her French.

Harry Graham
Loss, Thinking, Honor
Harry Graham (1930). “More Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes”

We should all learn to take things easily - other people's things.

Harry Graham
People, Should

Billy, in one of his nice new sashes, Fell in the fire and was burnt to ashes; Now, although the room grows chilly, I haven't the heart to poke poor Billy.

Harry Graham
Nice, Heart, Fire
Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes (1899) "Tender-Heartedness"

O'er the rugged mountain's brow Clara threw the twins she nursed, And remarked,'I wonder now Which will reach the bottom first?

Harry Graham
Mountain, Firsts, Twins
'Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes' (1899) 'Calculating Clara'

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