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Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up

Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up

Heather Brewer (2011). “Twelfth Grade Kills #5: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.47, Penguin

Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.

Heather Brewer (2009). “Tenth Grade Bleeds #3: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.62, Penguin

If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.

Heather Brewer (2008). “Ninth Grade Slays #2: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.80, Penguin

Could you get O positive this time? That's my favorite.

Heather Brewer (2008). “Eighth Grade Bites #1: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.9, Penguin

Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?

Heather Brewer (2008). “Ninth Grade Slays #2: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.146, Penguin

Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle.

Heather Brewer (2011). “Twelfth Grade Kills #5: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, Penguin

I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.

Heather Brewer (2009). “Tenth Grade Bleeds #3: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.15, Penguin

Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.

Heather Brewer (2009). “Tenth Grade Bleeds #3: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.24, Penguin

Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls." "I'm not talking about your mom,dork.

Heather Brewer (2008). “Eighth Grade Bites #1: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.10, Penguin

Getting staked had been a hard lesson in choosing one's friends wisely.

Heather Brewer (2009). “Tenth Grade Bleeds #3: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.70, Penguin

...Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry

Heather Brewer (2010). “Eleventh Grade Burns #4: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.48, Penguin