Top 10 Quotes by Nicole Hollander

In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.

In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.

Nicole Hollander

Health, Care, Fame

Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.

Nicole Hollander

Men, World, Bunch

Mercy, it's the revolution and I'm in my bathrobe!

Nicole Hollander

Revolution, Mercy

Nicole Hollander (2017). “We Ate Wonder Bread”, p.2, Fantagraphics Books

We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver.

Nicole Hollander

Cat, Car, Flying

Nicole Hollander (2002). “Cats with Attitude: Two Volumes in One Collection : Everything Here is Mine · My Cat's Not Fat, He's Just Big-boned”, Gramercy

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.

Nicole Hollander

Food, Funny Thanksgiving, Turkeys

Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else.

Nicole Hollander

America, Somewhere Else, Age

Nicole Hollander (2007). “Tales of Graceful Aging from the Planet Denial”

Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.

Nicole Hollander

Home, Telephones, Right Now

My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.

Nicole Hollander

Perfect, Weight, Height

Nicole Hollander (2017). “We Ate Wonder Bread”, p.2, Fantagraphics Books

Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person.

Nicole Hollander

Dog, Zebras, Cat

Nicole Hollander (2002). “Cats with Attitude: Two Volumes in One Collection : Everything Here is Mine · My Cat's Not Fat, He's Just Big-boned”, Gramercy