Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.
In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.
My dad always said to go for my hobby and used to commend me for my excellent judgement so i try to do the similar for my children.
My mother set to work whilst i was 7 and I loved looking to make her really feel badly about it. Ultimately, I matured and was once very pleased with my mom as my parent and the career she had constructed for herself.
God did not put you on this earth simplest to be any person's mom.
I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny.
My music teacher told me that she didn't even know why I was going to college - I should be a stand-up.
The most important thing as a comic and a writer is to have a strong point of view. I have one and can recognise it in others which is why I can write for other people and different characters that I perform.
My husband doesn't have to try to add to my comedy he just does being himself and saying & doing the things he does. We have a good friendship & I think couples can relate to our dynamic and sometimes out lack of dynamics too.
People love my honesty when it comes to parenting. I really struggled that I wasn't fitting in with the other moms at my kids' school and then one day I said screw it and became even more honest in my stand up and career. I still don't get invited to their parties but I have pretty fun life!
The most important thing as a comic and a creator is to have a robust standpoint.
I remember I was in music class, I was a senior in high school, and my music teacher was like, "You should be a stand-up comic, you could imitate anyone.
