Underwear Quotes

A grid is like underwear, you wear it but it's not to be exposed.

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

My mother was right: When you've got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust.

I know something you don't....and that is.... I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR! We're gonna get sexy for a minute!

I went out in my goddamn underwear too!

Passwords are like underwear: you don’t let people see it, you should change it very often, and you shouldn’t share it with strangers.

I'm into cotton underwear. I don”t need cheetah print leather to make me feel sexy.

Lust: Which senator once reached for a handkerchief in his pocket and proceeded to wipe his brow with a pair of women's panties?

What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades's underwear?

Domesticity has to mean nesting. Otherwise, six months go by, and you don't know where your underwear is.

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.

I never changed anything, except my socks and my underwear. And I never did anything to glorify myself or improve my lot. I took what came and did the best I could with it.

I've still got the same attitude I had when I started. I haven't changed anything but my underwear.

Power is not something that can be assumed or discarded at will like underwear.

The trouble with emergencies is," she said, "that I always put on my finest underwear and then nothing happens.

I'm very old-fashioned. Occasionally I do wear underwear.

I love a man who can wear my underwear.

I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.

I am for the art of underwear and the art of taxicabs. I am for the art of ice cream cones dropped on concrete.

I'm an addict for underwear.

I love Calvin Klein underwear. That's the only kind of underwear I wear.

I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear.

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

I'm not "filled with my art". I ain't got no art. I've got only a kind of craftsman's skill, and make stories as I make biscuits or embroider underwear or wrap up packages.