Howard Stern Quotes - Page 3

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

I'm trapped inside of me and I don't go out at all. I go to bed at eight o'clock at night. I never go out during the week. I'm in psychotherapy four days a week, pretty heavy commitment to it.

There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.

Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.

I'm at a point in my career, I've been around a long time now, over 35 years in broadcasting. I don't worry about much. I respect what America's Got Talent is. It is a family show. It is a show that I love.

I will never feel successful.

I think people of lesser talent will become stars.

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

I'm a believer that satellite radio, whether I'm on it or not, will take off.

I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death.

My mother was very involved with me. And we had a dialogue constantly. And it was like an umbilical cord. As long as the words were flowing back and forth we were connected and feeding each other. And I probably grew up very afraid of losing that connection.

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.

We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.

I don't talk about my salary.

I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.

The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.

If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.

I'm not looking for a paycheck.

There's just too many people being bullied, too many people's lives being wrecked. This is something that is long overdue. We all have gay and lesbian people in our families, and these are good people.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

There are a lot of so-called "good Americans" who are really a bunch of bums.

Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip.