I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.
I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.
It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.
I believe in censorship when it benefits me.
I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.
You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.
Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.
It's no treat being in bed with me.
I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.
Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.
I don't think any religion makes any sense and I think people who are into that are really getting duped, and I don't think Judaism makes any more sense than Christianity, and I don't think Christianity makes any more sense than Scientology. But here's a guy, L. Ron Hubbard, who told all his friends, 'Look, I'm gonna start a religion, 'cause I can't make any money as a science fiction writer.' I mean, he admitted that publicly! At least with Jesus Christ, you can't go talk to the guy.
I'm going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you're in big trouble.
You have to make a decision, what you want to do in life, ... Your deal can be, you can leave tomorrow. Soon as you leave, you will be forgotten.
Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God.
I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.
This country (United States) has too many freedoms.
I am circumcised, and I tell you something, I despise it. I despise it. I despise it... I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.
I'm not a good listener some times. I'm too much of a control freak. I'm learning to be better. I was so caught up in just getting the job done that I would miss out on the human aspect of this. There was a connection missing.
We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd.
Don't let the government win.
Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.
Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.
Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.
I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.
