Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.
I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!
Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?
I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.
Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.
I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.
Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.
How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!
I wish I could say I didn't owe anything to anyone. But the truth is, I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for the courage and support of each and every one of you. I hope I can be as good a leader as we've had in the past and as good as you deserve.
To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.
Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.
What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?
The Pentagon's lost entire countries.
Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.
