Top 6 Quotes by Jeff Stilson

Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team.

Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team.

Jesus, Hate, Team

"Comedy Central Presents: Jeff Stilson". Documentary, Comedy, 2003.

I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet.That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vaccuum cleaners.

Jeff Stilson

Funny, Animal, Men

I don't watch football anymore, I gave that up. I got tired of the interviews after the games, because the winning players always give credit to God, and the losers blame themselves. You know, just once I'd like to hear a player say, 'Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team.'

Jeff Stilson

Football, Jesus, Hate

"Comedy Central Presents: Jeff Stilson". Documentary, Comedy, 2003.