I am a champion who makes an impact.
Baloney fudging mustard!
When you think something is cool already, it's okay to put in an honest day's work.
I think everybody you know, we all have a sense of humor and I'm not one to take myself too seriously.
Whether you like me or you don't, I still dig showing up for work.
I'm the white Mohammad Ali.
Thank you for letting idiots like me, come out and live this wonderful wonderful dream. I love you to death. Lets go home.
You get my point now? Coz before I thought you missed it. I'ma viagra triple shot, you just a limp bizkit. WORD LIFE.
And right now, you two jackwagons are right in the middle of my living room and I'm coming to take out the trash.
Welcome to Smackdown. This is where the franchise plays. That's Tazz, he's a thug. And that's Michael Cole, he's gay.
Me Brock Lesnar. Here comes the pain. God built me strong. Forget to give me brain.
I know a lot of actors who live with kind of a soundtrack in their lives, even to go to the market. I'm not that kind of actor. I don't listen to songs. I actually like quiet.
Ahhh, Wade. Wade, you're just so stupid.
It's unrated, which means it's too confusing to possibly put a rating on.
This Fruity Pebble that ya dealin' with, I ain't ya average jabroni. I'm like a big purple pinwheel, Rock, so go ahead and blow me.
I'm not trying to brainwash my critics. If they're critics, they're critics, and that's their job to be critical, but I certainly enjoy the involvement I have with my fans. I enjoy the time I get to spend with them, and I don't waste time with someone stubborn who is not going to come around.
Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy's
Well John Cena's like a pinwheel, so you can go ahead and blow me.
It wasn't until after I received my education that I seriously looked at sports entertainment as a way to make a career for myself. And they've got to take it in stride. It's very much like acting or playing professional sports: One percent of one percent of the people who try out for it can actually say they make their living off of doing it.
I take pride in the fact that a lot of little kids dig what I do.
By the time I was 15 and I stepped in the high school gym, I was just stronger than everybody.
But I've been freestyling and messing around with rhyming since I was 13. That's when I really started listening to hip-hop music.
Im the guy wholl drive 250 miles tonight and be at the gym tomorrow at 10 A.M., when people are still sleeping in. Im the guy wholl fly to Australia and find a gym. Fly back and first thing I do off the plane is work out before I shower or eat.
Westlemania is the Superbowl but each PPV is equally important. The big four (WrestleMania, Royal Rumble, SummerSlam and Survivor Series) are always important to me but the themed events have been getting better each year. Each event has its own aura around it so it's very difficult to choose.
Just received western union tellagram via carrier pigieon from mexican cousin Juan, Apparently he just got hired by wwe...And would like me to watch his first match tonight in salisbury md, I'll be there.
