Viagra Quotes

Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.

I think religion for many people is some sort of moral viagra.

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going.

Abracadabra, I'm up like Viagra.

You get my point now? Coz before I thought you missed it. I'ma viagra triple shot, you just a limp bizkit. WORD LIFE.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.

Young kids are taking Viagra, ecstasy. They even want instant sex.

I love Viagra. I don't need it, but I tried it. It's a great legal drug.

Democracy in China is like Viagra; no such thing as free elections.

Sex can be great in your seventies - no Viagra needed - and it certainly beats fish and chips.

Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.

Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

Variety is not everything! Viagra is!

There's no such thing as free love. Have you seen the price of Viagra?

I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.

..Because when medical marijuana is fully accepted for what it is, we will see a phenomenon that makes Viagra's phenomenon seem limp.

This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra.