I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.
I think children are like pancakes. You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around.
I had a picture-perfect childhood. My parents were like June and Ward Cleaver; there was nothing dysfunctional about them.
If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some.
I try to make my heart beat out of my chest, hard-core, once a day for at least a half hour. I think that's very important.
If I win, it's because of my natural ability and if I lose, it's because I wasn't trying so hard.
My job affords me the luxury of having help. I don't feel exhausted, I feel lucky.
I'm not a prettier everywoman. I am an everywoman that they clean up awfully well for T.V.
There's no real manual on being a parent. There's no real manual on being a wife. I keep reminding myself, My mother did all this, only she never got to leave the house. OK, I can do this. We're all learning on our own learning curve.
I treat my cheeks like breasts in a push-up bra. I just reach down in there, lift them up and push them together. And they'll stay put if the jeans are tight enough.
I always remind my kids, "I'm your parent, but I'm a human being, too, so I may not be perfect."
If I've had a bad day, if I'm feeling stressed out, if I'm feeling overwhelmed - it takes it all away. It's my antidote for everything. If I feel any sort of emotional upheaval, I go for a jog and I feel better.
I work out every day. It's part of my life. That's one of the benefits of having kids in school full-time. I do it more for my insides than my outside, but the outside gets a nice benefit, too. I feel like my mind is a little quieter when I exercise. And I don't have the best family history heart-wise, so I really try to keep my heart strong.
Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.
If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.
I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously.
I get paid to make out with the hunks!
Don't get divorced after your first argument! I have a lot of friends that have one fight and that's it, they get divorced. I go, 'Wait a minute! Oh my gosh, you guys! Calm down! You'll forget in three days what you were fighting about. I promise. So just let it marinate a little bit-that's my best love advice.
I had a picture-perfect childhood.
Sleeping is not something I do a lot of.
It makes my makeup artist's life easier. [Plus] it makes my eyes look a little more open on TV, which is where I happen to work right now.
I work out every day. It's part of my life. That's one of the benefits of having kids in school full-time.
When I'm at work, I'm remembering what I forgot to do for the kids, and when I'm with the kids, I'm remembering what I forgot to do at work.
I feel like my mind is a little quieter when I exercise.
If I'm exhausted and I just don't feel like it, then I don't do it. I am a human being, after all. But I also know I'm the kind of person who, if I take one day off, well, it's very easy for me to take the next day off and then quit exercising.
